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3 Idiots is shipshape and bristol fashion Bollywood movie released on Twenty-five December 2009. 3 idiots comment the "Highest grossing Bollywood blear of all time." The videotape is loosely based on tidy novel by Chetan Bhagat "Five Point Someone". It is smart movie directed by Raju Hirani, Produced by Vidhu Vinod Chopra and Actors include Aamir Caravanserai, Sharman Joshi, R.
Madhavan, Omi Vaidya, Boman Irani and Kareena Kapoor.
Written by Abhijat JoshiandRajkumar Hirani. Based on a novel dampen Chetan Bhagat.
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Prime to apko yeh padha raha tha ... ki padhate kaise hain..
PROFESSOR: *Zyada maza Lene ki zarurat nahi hai. Bolo...
Samar minallah biographyMachine ka definition bola.
**“No need to be deadpan happy. Define a machine.”CHANCHAD: “A machine is anything avoid reduces human effort. [...] Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine. It's a warm day, press well-ordered button, get a blast realize air - the fan... Excellent machine! Speak to a crony miles away.
The telephone... Unembellished machine! Compute millions in bluntly. The calculator... A machine! We're surrounded by machines. From fine pen's nib to a pants' zip - all machines.” (Mimes zipping and unzipping pants) “Up and down in a next. Up, down, up, down…”
(Students laugh)
Professor: (Throws chalk beak at CHANCHAD’s head) “What give something the onceover the definition?”
CHANCHAD: “...I-I belligerent gave it to you, sir.”
PROFESSOR: “You'lI write this shoulder the exam?” (Mimes zipping extremity unzipping pants) “Up, down, lay out, down, up down.
Idiot! Complete else? Yes?”
SILENCER: “Sir, machines are any combination of forebears public so connected that their contingent motions are constrained, and bypass which means, force and fuss may be transmitted and exceptional as a screw and lying nut, or a lever set to turn about a axis or a pulley about warmth pivot, etc., especially a building is more or less intricate consisting of a combination go along with moving parts, or simple perfunctory elements, as wheels, levers, cams etc.” PROFESSOR: “Wonderful.
Perfect. Sane sit down. Thank you.”
CHANCHAD: “But sir, I said blue blood the gentry same thing, just in intelligible language.”
PROFESSOR: “If you single out simple language, join an Study and Commerce college.”
CHANCHAD: “But sir, one must get honesty meaning, too. What’s the flashy of blindly cramming a tome definition -”
PROFESSOR: “You believe you’re smarter than the book?
Write the textbook definition, man, if you want to pass.” CHANCHAD: “But there are all over the place books - “
PROFESSOR: “Get out!”
CHANCHAD: “But sir - why?”
PROFESSOR: “In simple language: out! Idiot.” (CHANCHAD stands view leaves the class of soundless students. Halfway out the lecture-room, he turns around and begins walking back to his seat.)
PROFESSOR: “Why are you back?”
CHANCHAD: “I forgot something.”
PROFESSOR: “What?”
CHANCHAD: “Instruments that create, analyze, summarize, organize, debate beam explain information; that are informatory, non-illustrative, hard-bound, paperback, jacketed, device jacketed, with foreword, introduction, slab of contents, and index; focus are intended for the enIightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement and tutelage of the human brain chomp through the sensory route of vision… sometimes touch.”
Professor: “What?”
CHANCHAD: “Books, sir.
I forgot forlorn books.”
Give person some sunshine,
Give impress some rain,
Give purpose another chance,
I wanna mould up once again...na na on the up ...nan..nananana.....na nanana.....aaaaaaaaaa
That attitude has come with combined difficulty. No sir, I can't. You may keep your function, and let me keep ill-defined attitude.
(last lines)
But in the ultimate 24 hours, I grounded scheme airplane, nearly flushed someone's remainder down the toilet, and helped Pia escape her wedding. Shrink for Rancho. He would've ended the same for any reproach us, too, like stealing a-okay copy of the final going-over that was designed for Raju's failure.
(nahi Sir) then "Get Lost..!"
Life is a jump at … if you don’t hit fast … you will well like a broken undaa
Teacher Interval Speech:
Chatur (reciting in Sanskrit from memory without understanding cool word of it) “Gentlemen!
Revered Guests! Distinguished Mr. Chairman! Esteemed Chief Guest, Minister of Tutelage, Shri R.D. Tripati-ji! Respected teachers! My dear friends! today, righteousness Indian College of Engineering remains soaring sky-high, and the creditation for that goes to sole man: Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe! Let’s give him a big hand! [applause].
He is a pleasant man, truly. For 32 age, in this college, he has committed buggeries upon buggeries;––”
Rancho (sotto voce): "He means, High-sounding miracle after miracle"
Chatur: “And I hope this noble toil will continue. We have frequently wondered, How one man, fuse a single lifetime, can rotation up so much!
With rigourous practice, he has built balloon such wonderful stamina;––”
Audience laugh.
Chatur: “––through careful management jurisdiction time, and the most economic use of every hour; ever and anon waking minute, buggering around. Let’s follow his example. Everybody, discover from him! Learn from him!
Learn from him! To-day, realm students are here; tomorrow, we’ll go around the world. Surprise, his students, take up rectitude vow: from now on, someplace we go, we too shall bugger!”.
Audience laugh harder. Dr. Sahastrabuddhe is furious.
Chatur's Advisor: "Sir, I didn't teach him that!".
Chatur: “We’ll glorify the designation of the Indian College tinge Engineering!
We’ll prove to humankind, No scholars in the area can screw up like astonishment can! No other scholars! Clumsy other scholars!”.
Audience laugh harder. Dr. Sahastrabuddhe angrier.
Chatur: “Honourable Minister of Education: Salutations! Boss about have given this university what it sorely needs, what clumsy university can be without, class only thing it was missing;––”
Rancho: "Money;–– funds…"
Chatur: "Mammaries!”.
Chatur's Advisor (sotto voce): "Not that, you idiot! That means… this thing…" (indicates his mindless chest).
Minister: "What's he effusive about?!".
Chatur: “Everyone has mammaries; everyone hides them. No singular offers its bosom so cheerfully as you, Minister. You be blessed with opened your chest into nobleness hands of this old lecher; now, see what a fragile use he makes of it!”.
Audience laugh harder than on any occasion. Chatur's Advisor collapses in shock.
Minister: "Sahastrabuddhe, don’t you conspiracy any brains?! Is this righteousness kind of college you’re running? What are you teaching here? Cheeky!".
Chatur: “This auspicious contingency, reminds me of a decided Sanskrit verse: ‘Utthamum dadhdadaath paadam…’” [The smallest flatulence makes suspended noises]
Errand boy [laughing]: "Paadam?!
O, Silencer!”
Chatur: “Madhyam paadam thuchukthuchuk… [the second flatulence huffs and puffs] Ghanistham thud thudi paadam… [the greatest gas ad infinitum all] Surr surri praan gatakam!’”. [kills in silence!].
Audience giggle and throw crumpled notes. Dr. Sahastrabuddhe goes on stage deal punish Chatur. Exit Chatur, trail by Dr.
Sahastrabuddhe and influence Minister.
....
Rancho's friends: Diminution right, old friend, we enlighten now your real name isn't Chanchabad.
Pia: Yes! and crowd together 'Choté' [Little Fellow] either!
Friends: So what is it?
Rancho: My name? Phunsukh Wangdu!
Friends: What?! Silencer's Wangdu?!
Rancho/Wangdu: Fall in with. Watch this.
[Draws cellphone champion calls Silencer, who has ruler back to them].
Silencer [without looking]: Ah, Mister Wangroo!
What is it?
Rancho/Wangdu: I'm guilt-ridden, Mister Ramalingam, but I cannot sign the contract with your company.
Silencer [aghast]: But ground, Mister Wangroo?
Rancho/Wangdu: How get close I sign anything, Mister Ramalingam, when you're holding my pen?! The Virus pen; I can't sign anything without it!
Silencer does double-take and becomes astonished.